How many songs can you play on the guitar?

I honestly have no idea.

Yes, there was a time - a long, long time ago, when I actually knew exactly just how many songs I knew how to play on the guitar. The reason I knew this was because I wrote them all out in a spiral notebook. It was a few dozen songs. I had a hard time remembering lyrics to songs, so I would write them out, word-for-word with the chords. That way I'd hav…